is angered the charge of it will blow his monocle across the room. Many an ill-starred actor has felt the icy blast of Slashtubitch’s dislpeasure: “Get out of my studio, you cheap four-flushing man! Did you think you to pass a counterfeit orgasm on me! THE GREAT SLASHTUBITCH! I could tell if you come by regard the beeg toe.Idiot! Mindlsess scum!! Insolent baggage! Go pedle thy ass and know that it takes sincerity and art, and devotion , to work for Slashtubitch. Not shoddy trickery , dubbed gasps, rubber turds and vials of milk concealed in the ear and shots of Yohimbine sneaked in the wings.”(Yohimbine,derived from the bark of a tree growing in Central Africa, is the safest and most efficient aphrodisiac. It operates by dilating the blood vessels on the surface of the skin, particularly in the genital area.) Slashtubitch ejects his monocle.It sails out of sight, returns like a boomerang into his eye. He pirouettes and disappears in a blue mist, cold as liquid air. . . fadeout. . .

On screen. Red haired , green-eyed boy, white skin with a few freckles. . . kissing a thin brunette girl in slacks. Clothes and hair- do suggest existenzialist bars of all the world cities. They are seated on low bed covered in white silk. The girl opens his pants with a gentle fingers and pulls out his cock which is small and very hard. A drop of lubricant gleams at its tip like a pearl. She caresses the crown gently: “Strip, Jhonny.” He takes off his clothes with swift sure movements and stands naked before her, his cock pulsing. She makes a motion for him to turn around and he pirouettes across the floor parodying a model, hand on hip. She takes off her shirt.