hath penetrate his comrade ,whilst another youth does amputate the proudest part of thath cock’s quivering beneficiary so that visiting member projects to fil the vacuum nature abhors and ejaculate into the Black Lagoon where impatient Piranha snap up the child not yet born nor-in view of certain well established facts -at all likely.)                                           Another bore carries around a suitcase full of trophies and medals,cubs and ribbons: “Now this I won for the Most Ingenious Sex Device Contest in Yokohama .(Hold him,he’s desperate.)The Emperor gave it to me himself and there were tears in his eyes,and the runners-up all castrated theirselves with harakiri knives.And I won this ribbon in a Degradation Contest at the Teheran meeting of Junkies Anonimous.”                                 “Shot up my wife’s M.S. and her down with a kidney stone  big as the Hope Diamond.So I give  her half of Vagamin and tell her : “You can’t expect too much relief. . . Shut up awready.I wanta enojy my medications.”                                                                                 “Stole an opium suppository out of my grandmother’s ass.”                                                   The hypochondriac lassoes the passer-by and administers a straitjacket and starts talking about his rotting septum: ” An awful purulent discharge is subject flow out. . . just wait till you see it.”                                                                                                                            He does a strip tease to operation scars, guiding the reclutant fingers of a victim. “Feel that suppurated swelling in my groin where I got the lymphogranulomas. . . And now I want you to palpate my internal haemorrhoids.”                                                                                     (The reference is to lymphogranuloma,”climatic