the Duc de Ventre’s ball as a walking penis covered by a huge condom emblazoned with the A.J. motto “They shall Not Pass.”
To which A.J. replied: “Up yous with Interzone K.Y.” The reference is to the K.Y. scandal which was still in a larval state at that time. A.J.’s repartee often refers to future events. He is a master of the delayed squelch.
Salvador Hassan O’Leary, the After Birth Tycoon, is also involved. Thatis, one of his subsidiary companies has made unspecified contribuitions, and ne of his subsidiary personalities is attached to the organization in an advisory capacity withoyt in any way committing himself to, or associating himself with, the policies, actions or objectives of Islam Inc. Mention should also be made of Clem and Jody, The Ergot Brothers, who decimated the Republic of Hassan with poison wheat, Autopsy Ahmed, and Hepatitis Hal, the fruit and veteable broker.
A rout of Mullags and Muftis and Musseins and Caids and Glaouis and Sheiks and Sultans and Holy Men and reprentatives of every convceivable Arab party make up the rank and file and attend the actual meetings from which the higher ups prudently abstain. Though the delegates are carefully serached at the door,these gatherings invariably culminate in riots. Speakers are often doused with gasoline and burned to death, or some uncouth desert Sheik opens up on his opponents with a machine gun he had concealed in the belly of a pet sheep. Nationalits martyrs with grenades up the ass mingle with the assembled conferents and suddently ex-